The Chinese Elephant

The Chinese Elephant found a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Elephant searched for a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Elephant always carried a set of lego that they liked to embrace. It should be a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was stunning. A set of lego was the item that was selected.

The Chinese Elephant had a hat that they would sometimes hug. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a hat being the chosen item.

The Chinese Elephant looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Chinese Elephant always carried a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.