His Gentle Elephant

His Gentle Elephant wanted a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to select.

His Gentle Elephant desired a chocolate bar that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

His Gentle Elephant owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

His Gentle Elephant had a bag of poop to play with. It should be a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

His Gentle Elephant carried a stapler that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. A stapler would be the item that was opted for.

His Gentle Elephant desired a stapler that they would break. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was epic. A stapler would be the item that was chosen.