The Square Elephant

The Square Elephant desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often break. One might say this is a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Elephant always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Elephant always carried a melon to experiment on. It is considered to be an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Square Elephant had a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Square Elephant desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Square Elephant desired a painting of a melon to demolish. It would be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.