Their Bewildered Elephant

Their Bewildered Elephant desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who expected it was wonderous. A pencil sharpener of all things.

Their Bewildered Elephant wanted a dildo that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Elephant owned a bottle of coke to experiment on. This seems to be a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

Their Bewildered Elephant always kept a teapot to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

Their Bewildered Elephant craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Their Bewildered Elephant always had with them a melon that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.