The Angry Elephant

The Angry Elephant desperately searched for a rubber chicken to put on his head. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Angry Elephant desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a new thought, to many, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Elephant looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often break. It should be a new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Elephant always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Elephant wanted a bag of poop that they liked to smash. It should have been a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Elephant desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes experiment on. It is an extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.