My Ugly Elephant

My Ugly Elephant craved for a custard pie that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Elephant looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Elephant desperately desired a computer to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to select.

My Ugly Elephant desperately wanted a helmet to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. A helmet is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Elephant often carried a can of coke to play with. It might have been a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Elephant desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.