The Retarded Elephant

The Retarded Elephant desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Retarded Elephant desired a custard pie that they liked to throw. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Elephant desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Retarded Elephant always had with them a block of cheese to play with. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Elephant owned a stapler that they sometimes play with. It should be a fairly different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Elephant desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen item.