His Adorable Elephant

His Adorable Elephant desperately needed a set square that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was chosen.

His Adorable Elephant desperately looked for a dildo to play with. It was an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

His Adorable Elephant desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

His Adorable Elephant desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be an odd operation, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

His Adorable Elephant needed a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the chosen thing.

His Adorable Elephant craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.