The Colourful Elephant

The Colourful Elephant searched for a tomato to put up their bum. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Colourful Elephant always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Colourful Elephant had a sack of potatoes that they would hug. It might have been a new exercise, to some, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Elephant always had with them a melon that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Colourful Elephant desperately searched for a toilet brush that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Colourful Elephant desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a strange idea, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.