A Troubled Elephant

A Troubled Elephant often carried a set square that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A set square would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Elephant had a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen item.

A Troubled Elephant desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

A Troubled Elephant wanted a tomato to put down their trousers. It should have been a curious activity, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

A Troubled Elephant craved for a condom that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

A Troubled Elephant wanted a toilet brush to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush of all things.