My Brainy Elephant

My Brainy Elephant needed a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

My Brainy Elephant wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

My Brainy Elephant always had with them a ball that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thought it was amazing. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

My Brainy Elephant always had with them a stretchman that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

My Brainy Elephant desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

My Brainy Elephant desperately needed a dildo to play with. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.