Her Worrisome Elephant

Her Worrisome Elephant looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Her Worrisome Elephant looked for a pen that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pen having that done to it

Her Worrisome Elephant looked for a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A mug is the thing to select.

Her Worrisome Elephant desperately wanted a vibrator that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a new exercise, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Her Worrisome Elephant owned a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Her Worrisome Elephant desperately searched for a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.