A Boring Elephant

A Boring Elephant always carried a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Elephant looked for a teapot that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

A Boring Elephant desperately wanted a chocolate bar to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Elephant craved for a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Elephant often carried a tomato that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A tomato was the item that was chosen.

A Boring Elephant desperately looked for a custard pie that they would drop. It was a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.