Her Crazy Elephant

Her Crazy Elephant needed a condom that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a condom being the item selected.

Her Crazy Elephant had a painting of a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Elephant desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Elephant desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would annihilate This is certainly a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Elephant wanted a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. It might be an original thought, to you, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Her Crazy Elephant looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. This seems an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.