His Crypting Elephant

His Crypting Elephant desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

His Crypting Elephant desperately searched for a bat that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to choose.

His Crypting Elephant desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

His Crypting Elephant desperately craved for a radiator that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A radiator was the thing that was opted for.

His Crypting Elephant found a stapler that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Elephant always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A helmet is the item to choose.