The Dodgy Elephant

The Dodgy Elephant always had with them a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Elephant always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to sleep with. This seems a strange idea, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Elephant carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Elephant desperately searched for a tomato that they would worship. It was a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Elephant desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Elephant always kept a sword that they sometimes break. It might have been an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.