The Confused Elephant

The Confused Elephant desperately desired a tomato to play with. It might be an astonishing action, to most, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Confused Elephant craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. A pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

The Confused Elephant often carried a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Elephant searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Confused Elephant craved for a condom that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Confused Elephant owned a dildo that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a dildo is the item that was chosen.