The Cheerful Elephant

The Cheerful Elephant carried a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Cheerful Elephant desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes play with. It was an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Cheerful Elephant desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Elephant desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Elephant found a helmet that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Elephant craved for a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.