His Adorable Elephant

His Adorable Elephant always kept a melon that they liked to worship. It was a fairly surprising idea, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a melon being the item opted for.

His Adorable Elephant always carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Adorable Elephant desperately desired a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting action, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

His Adorable Elephant always carried a wig that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a wig is the thing to choose.

His Adorable Elephant always had with them a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was fun. A condom was the thing that was opted for.

His Adorable Elephant desired a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.