The Yellow Elephant

The Yellow Elephant looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Elephant desired a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Yellow Elephant wanted a helmet that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was stunning. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Yellow Elephant desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Yellow Elephant carried a mug that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Elephant always carried a bottle of beer to cuddle. This seems an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.