The Curious Elephant

The Curious Elephant needed a melon that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a curious action, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Curious Elephant desperately searched for a wig that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

The Curious Elephant carried a radiator that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.

The Curious Elephant desperately craved for a crown that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was wonderous. A crown is the thing to select.

The Curious Elephant carried a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Curious Elephant desired a porno magazine that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.