The Eccentric Elephant

The Eccentric Elephant needed a melon that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Elephant desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Elephant searched for a bottle of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Elephant desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. A toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Elephant desired a block of cheese to annihilate This seems a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Elephant always kept a custard pie that they sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.