The Lonely Elephant

The Lonely Elephant needed a magic 8 ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was sublime. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Elephant had a bag of poop that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Elephant always had with them a stapler that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Elephant carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Lonely Elephant found a pencil sharpener that they would play with. This seems a surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Lonely Elephant desperately looked for a cup that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.