The Green Elephant

The Green Elephant desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Elephant desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Elephant owned a CD player that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Elephant found a teapot that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Elephant found a painting of a melon to put in the bath with him. It might have been an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Green Elephant needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.