His Confused Elephant

His Confused Elephant had a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

His Confused Elephant desired a radiator to demolish. It would be a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Elephant always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

His Confused Elephant had a sponge to try to balance on their head. It is an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

His Confused Elephant often carried a crown that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

His Confused Elephant craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often share. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.