The Big Elephant

The Big Elephant found a radiator that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Big Elephant desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Big Elephant owned a vibrator that they would break. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Elephant always carried a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Big Elephant desperately looked for a bat that they would often worship. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was entertaining. Honestly, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Big Elephant desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.