Big Elephant

Big Elephant always carried a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.

Big Elephant had a ball that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

Big Elephant owned a porno magazine that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

Big Elephant desperately desired a rubber johnny to embrace. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Big Elephant desperately needed a teapot that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be exciting. A teapot being the thing selected.

Big Elephant desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to select.