Her Handsome Elephant

Her Handsome Elephant wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Elephant desperately wanted a crown that they sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A crown being the item selected.

Her Handsome Elephant owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Handsome Elephant looked for a vibrator that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Elephant desperately looked for a crown to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.

Her Handsome Elephant always carried a bottle of coke that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A bottle of coke being the thing opted for.