The Square Elephant

The Square Elephant desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A dildo is the item to choose.

The Square Elephant searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Elephant, who expected it was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Elephant carried a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Elephant wanted a set of lego that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Square Elephant desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Square Elephant desired a tomato that they would often break. It was a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item that was chosen.