His Square Elephant

His Square Elephant desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

His Square Elephant desired a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

His Square Elephant needed a melon that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item chosen.

His Square Elephant had a helmet that they liked to throw. It might have been a curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

His Square Elephant desperately searched for a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing selected.

His Square Elephant desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.