Her Weary Elephant

Her Weary Elephant craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Weary Elephant desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Her Weary Elephant desperately looked for a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

Her Weary Elephant looked for a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird thought, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Her Weary Elephant always kept a dildo that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

Her Weary Elephant had a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.