My Nervous Elephant

My Nervous Elephant owned a rubber chicken that they would often smash. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

My Nervous Elephant desperately looked for a stapler that they would play with. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A stapler of all things.

My Nervous Elephant desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

My Nervous Elephant found a melon that they would sit and look at. It is a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

My Nervous Elephant had a toilet brush that they would often worship. It might be a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

My Nervous Elephant desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.