The Exceptional Elf

The Exceptional Elf looked for a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Elf craved for a helmet that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Elf desperately looked for a set of lego that they would play with. It should have been a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Elf owned a can of Tango that they sometimes break. One might find this to be an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Elf found a little monkey that they would demolish. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Elf found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. It is a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.