The Boring Elf

The Boring Elf always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Boring Elf always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Boring Elf found a custard pie that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was stunning. A custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Elf found a rubber chicken that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Elf desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes smash. It would be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Boring Elf desperately searched for a pen that they would often play with. It should have been a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item chosen.