A Dodgy Elf

A Dodgy Elf desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be magnificent. A can of Tango being the thing selected.

A Dodgy Elf desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt it was epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener of all things.

A Dodgy Elf desperately needed a pint of beer to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

A Dodgy Elf always carried a sponge to eat. It would have been a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sponge being the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Elf needed a bottle of beer that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

A Dodgy Elf always had with them a bat that they would throw. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bat would be the item chosen.