Their Weary Elf

Their Weary Elf always had with them a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. It would be a different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A can of Tango being the item opted for.

Their Weary Elf desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Their Weary Elf desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often annihilate This is certainly a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Their Weary Elf craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Their Weary Elf craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Their Weary Elf desperately searched for a radiator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to opt for.