The Dodgy Elf

The Dodgy Elf desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sword having that done to it

The Dodgy Elf craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Elf found a big sponge to share. It might be an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is exciting. A big sponge being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Elf desperately desired a pencil sharpener to break. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Elf always kept a can of Tango that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Elf found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally play with. This seems an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.