His Stupid Elf

His Stupid Elf found a computer that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. A computer would be the thing that was selected.

His Stupid Elf desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

His Stupid Elf often carried a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was selected.

His Stupid Elf found a cheese grater that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

His Stupid Elf had a crown that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Elf desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.