The Purple Elf

The Purple Elf desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would drop. It might be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Purple Elf desperately desired a wig to smash. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.

The Purple Elf had a painting of a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Elf always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Purple Elf always had with them a condom that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Elf always kept a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen item.