The Scary Elf

The Scary Elf desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Scary Elf desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Scary Elf had a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an odd thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Elf wanted a bat that they sometimes annihilate It was an extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Elf always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Elf owned a lava lamp to put up their bum. It should be a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be epic. A lava lamp being the item opted for.