Her Stupid Elf

Her Stupid Elf always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Her Stupid Elf desperately searched for a bottle of coke to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Elf desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Elf found a pen to annihilate This seems to be a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Elf desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Elf desired a rubber chicken to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.