Her Horny Elf

Her Horny Elf desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

Her Horny Elf often carried a porno magazine to worship. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

Her Horny Elf desperately craved for a bag of flour that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Her Horny Elf desperately desired a rubber johnny to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Her Horny Elf had a dildo that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

Her Horny Elf desperately looked for a spade to put up their bum. It is considered to be a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.