My Brainy Elf

My Brainy Elf desperately needed a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

My Brainy Elf wanted a stretchman that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

My Brainy Elf always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

My Brainy Elf always carried a can of coke to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen item.

My Brainy Elf desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

My Brainy Elf found a pencil sharpener to drop. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.