My Bewildered Elf

My Bewildered Elf desperately searched for a teapot that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a curious thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Elf desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Elf found a bottle of beer that they would annihilate One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

My Bewildered Elf desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally share. It was a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

My Bewildered Elf carried a melon that they would drop. It would have been an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item selected.

My Bewildered Elf wanted a CD player that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.