Her Fucking Elf

Her Fucking Elf had a rubber johnny to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Her Fucking Elf found a pen to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen is the thing to select.

Her Fucking Elf always carried a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.

Her Fucking Elf desired a cup that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Elf searched for a cup that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Elf needed a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.