A Confused Elf

A Confused Elf often carried a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a set square was the chosen thing.

A Confused Elf desperately looked for a computer that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Elf desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A big sponge being the item opted for.

A Confused Elf wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Elf needed a ball that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to select.

A Confused Elf searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.