The Blue Elf

The Blue Elf wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Blue Elf always carried a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Elf desperately desired a condom that they would often smash. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a condom being the thing selected.

The Blue Elf desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to hug. This seems to be a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Elf had a set of lego that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set of lego having that done to it

The Blue Elf desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.