His Magical Elf

His Magical Elf needed a helmet that they would often throw. This seems to be a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.

His Magical Elf desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

His Magical Elf desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

His Magical Elf found a melon to embrace. It would have been a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.

His Magical Elf always kept a bag of poop that they would often share. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

His Magical Elf craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. This seems a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.