My Determined Elf

My Determined Elf had a porno magazine that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

My Determined Elf owned a cucumber that they liked to drop. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

My Determined Elf always had with them a computer to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be wonderous. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Determined Elf always had with them a computer that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a computer was the item that was opted for.

My Determined Elf had a bottle of coke that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

My Determined Elf carried a cucumber that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.