Her Famous Elf

Her Famous Elf searched for a can of Tango that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Her Famous Elf found a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Her Famous Elf always had with them a stretchman that they would eat. It would be a fairly weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was sublime. A stretchman being the item selected.

Her Famous Elf desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Famous Elf always had with them a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Famous Elf desired a little monkey that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.